Tuesday, August 18, 2020

We May See Moon and Mars Colonies in Our Lifetimes

 

In my novella, Olympus, I describe a domed city where survivors of Earth’s apocalypse live to preserve the human race from extinction. The technology and world created borders on science fact rather than science fiction.

Some people may not realize how close we are to colonies on the Moon and Mars. We may see a Moon colony within the next five to ten years. Planning for a colony on Mars has already begun. NASA is involved, of course, but much of the technology and funding will come from private enterprise. This photo shows a vision of a Mars colony as designed by SpaceX, the company run by Elon Musk. If you are still asking the question, what for? Go to Google and enter the search “Why is space exploration so important?”

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Social Media is important for branding an author, but...



It's nice to have crossed a threshold on Twitter with 2,000 followers. Social media for an author is not about selfies and what I had for lunch (tuna salad, dry toast, a Duck donut--haha!) Seriously, the friendships gained and nourished are certainly important to me, especially my longtime friends. Love is a good word. In addition, it's about the brand--the more people who notice the author, the more likely they'll consider what I've written. Social media is absolutely critical during a pandemic when many bookstores are closed. But even better advice is, the best way to get one book noticed is to have more than one out there. So it's back to my writing desk to write the next sequel, or brand new story. I hope you take a look at my novella Olympus by Fred J. Lauver on Amazon Kindle Reader or through a free app download to your device.

Saturday, July 18, 2020

The Blacklist Offers New Screenwriters A Better Spotlight

Photo Credit: Pretendagers movie
The word for today is meritocracy.

Some writers in the workshops I've attended have been working on screenplays. Getting a screenplay noticed in Hollywood is a very daunting task, but there is one private group founded by Franklin Leonard called The Blacklist. If you listened to National Public Radio this a.m., you heard this story's broadcast. The Blacklist was named in honor of the blacklisted members of the film industry during the McCarthy era. This blacklist is a very good list for screenwriters and started as an anonymous project. Leonard was reading thousands of screenplays in an exhausting effort to recommend the best of them to a film producer. Most of the scripts he read before the Blacklist were terrible, to be honest.

He said, "There has to be a better way." He said wading through scripts was like walking into a bookstore in which there are no book covers, no organization of books, and no reviews.

The Blacklist is a meritocracy, which to a new screenwriter helps level the playing field. In other words, industry professionals may read a handful of submitted scripts instead of thousands. However, the professionals who do read vote for their favorites. Your screenplay is not read by everyone, but when a screenplay receives enough votes, it floats to the top of the pile out of thousands. The result so far has been several Academy Awards for previously unknown screenwriters.

The catch is, there is a monthly fee of $30 per month per script that allows your script to be downloaded and read by industry professionals (non-professionals are not give access to your script). Someone has to pay for the web site and associated professionals. If you feel you're not quite ready for prime time, they also offer a professional EVALUATION of your script, presently at $50 per 1/2 hour pilot, and $75 for a feature-length screenplay.

The Blacklist is a legit submission industry group. There are underhanded "Hollywood" agents out there who will charge a "reading fee" your work with no intention of submitting a good script, or even reading it. Franklin Leonard took a brilliant, why-didn't-I-think-of-that idea and turned it around for the benefit of both Hollywood and screenwriters.

Sunday, July 5, 2020

Plagues Have Always Been With Us


Plagues have been with us since the beginning of life on Earth. Archaeologists have uncovered a devastating plague from 5,000 years ago. Hopefully, a vaccine will be ready within the next year to end the pandemic. All historic plagues eventually do, but some have been unbelievably devastating. 

HIV/AIDS continues as a threat and has killed 25 to 35 million people. The Spanish Flu of 1918-19 killed 40 to 50 million. The Plague of Justinian in 541-542 AD killed 30 to 50 million and hastened the fall of the Roman Empire. Smallpox killed 56 million in 1520. Black Death was the giant of plagues in the mid-1300s. Bubonic Plague wiped out 200 million people and 30% to 50% of Europe. It took 200 years to recover the population lost. If they had known that it was fleas on rats that brought the plague, they might have prevented much of the catastrophe. 

Covid-19 evolved from the SARS-COV2 virus (Any claim that Covid-19 was manufactured in a lab is total nonsense. Microbiologists cannot outdo nature in evolving the structure of the virus at its current ability to infect humans). There are strange diseases in the animal world. In 1968, I picked up a lung infection in the jungles of SE Asia. I was quite sick and coughing blood, followed by hallucinations and being unconscious for three days. No doctor was able to identify the infection, but fortunately, I recovered. Some of the symptoms were not unlike SARS/Covid. I'm convinced that when the balance of nature becomes severely out of balance and civilizations mistreat their environments, nature fights back through evolving organisms.

When I watch news reports, it's almost like they are treating it like a contest. Who is number 1 in cases? America is number 1 in the world.  They count the daily totals as though they are counting telethon donations. But, unlike the Black Death, we know what can stop this virus. We know that masks, disinfectant, and staying home can prevent deaths and prevent the spread. The science wasn't sophisticated enough in the Middle Ages to understand how disease spread. What is lacking in sophistication now is common sense. When future generations look back on us, will they shake their heads and say, "They just weren't smart enough to stop the epidemic"?  

Friday, June 26, 2020

Dreams Can Inspire Your Next Work of Fiction


I'm thinking about dreams this morning because last night I had a very strange dream. Often I may have a nightmare about being lost, or someone with a weapon is after me, or being funny enough to do stand up comedy. I once dreamed of hosting Saturday Night Live. I've also dreamed about writing a hit song (that was lost after awakening), walking on the Moon in which I remember being in a domed city, how the artificial atomosphere felt to breathe, and the crunch of the surface under my feet. That very dream was turned into a short story to be released July 15, 2020, by DLG Publishing as a short story titled "Olympus."



I've met Cleopatra in dreams, as well as sailed on a 19th-century ship across the Atlantic. Six months before the Three Mile Island accident, I had a dream that mirrored the actual accident. In waking life, I was in the same exact place and time in Middletown as events unfolded as I had in the dream. In 1971, I had the most emotional dream of my life. After a former fiance died, I was grieving to the point of reckless abandon. I had taken ownership of her sports car and nearly wiped out while driving. The thought of taking someone else with me scared me into being more careful, but I was still a mess. The dream was as real as they get.

The woman I almost married came to me in the dream dressed in white, and said in a firm tone just sort of scolding, "Your grief is well taken, but your place is among the living."

Dreams have found their way into my writing and a new twist on time travel is planned for a future novel--all because of a dream. Dreams can be wondrous, frightening, or so beautiful that you hate waking up. As a teenager, I chronically dreamed of being romantically involved with a movie star upon whom I had a hopeless crush. It was very innocent, but overwhelmingly captivating. In those dreams, when I realized I was awakening, I was greatly disappointed and struggled to go back to sleep, determined to resume that dream world. I succeeded only once--the rest were over faster than a Hollywood marriage and I had to face my day in reality. Still, dreams have offered me a rich source of material to where I can go back and live in them through written words.

Often, dreams symbolize our worst fears and others are just plain stupid. We find ourselves in the middle of a plot or story for which we have no clue how we got there or how we became involved with strangers in their drama. There are those who believe we are interacting with the Astral Plane while sleeping, but I cannot say I am aware of any such ability--with the exception, possibly, my late fiance coming to me. I have not yet hosted Saturday Night Live or felt the lunar regolith beneath my feet.

As for the dream last night, in case you are still interested in this tome (by Facebook and Twitter standards), I dreamed I could levitate off the ground and float along in any direction quite easily--as I decided to do so for no other reason than to show off to a group of people seated at a picnic table just before I entered a public restroom. When I came out of the men's room, I realized I had encroached upon enemy territory and a huge warrior about a foot and a half taller than me grabbed me by the shirt collar and raised a sword big enough to cut off the head of a dragon above my head ready to strike me. In the dream, I was more powerful. I easily overtook the man, broke free of his grip, blocked his sword and disarmed him, and picked him up off the ground by the neck and tossed him to the ground. I didn't harm him, but he was completely disoriented. I just walked away. No one said that dreams have literary merit, but who knows what could end up in a story after plugging holes in the logic. The rest of the dream morphed into a bloody battle of ninja like soldiers armed with automatic weapons, but I'll save the rest of the story--not for the couch of a psychiatrist, but for some work of fiction.

What crazy dreams have you had?   

Thursday, May 28, 2020

Revisiting My Blog


 I've decided to give my blog another go, in case you've had anxiety over my lack of posts. Since the last time, I've had two short stories published and a new short story about a post-apocalyptic city on the Moon, "Olympus," about to be published. I actually completed three novels, but my original intent was to publish them as a trilogy. I decided instead to publish each to stand on their own, so I'm starting a rewrite of the first book. Authors, like painters, often take a longer look at their creations and decide it's just not good enough. In the meanwhile, I decided it was a good idea to raise my appeal among publishers by publishing some short stories. A mentor, author Catherine Jordan, whom I admire, accused me of not writing enough. Catherine's workshops are the reason I've become a better writer, as has my wife Carol, now published, and my daughter, Amy K. Lauver, whose novel Soulbound, will be released on September 20. Catherine was correct about my productivity. I could claim I write a great deal if I include Facebook and Twitter, but I have no chance of a Pulitzer Prize in social media. Which is the reason I am returning here. I have no problem turning a 280 character opinion into a 5,000-word essay. My posts are often way too long on Facebook. I prefer a more leisurely stroll.


I tend to become distracted by multiple interests, including an in-depth examination of my family history. I've discovered a few very interesting stories in my family tree that I may turn into books or short stories. They include such tales, all verified as true, as my 5th-great-grandfather who lived to age 124; my 10th great-grandmother accused of being a witch in New England in the mid-1600s; my ancestor who slew the Prince of Wales and became knighted; my grandfather who survived near death wounds on a French WWI battlefield and married the nurse who cared for him.

History is also full of interesting ideas for fiction or nonfiction, including a young woman who was born in my county of residence and, at age 29, was the last woman hanged in Boston in 1789. Rachel Schmidt Wall, if indeed that was her real name, is part legend and part tragic figure. She was hanged for "highway robbery," pleading her innocence to the end. But the legend of her being America's first lady pirate has far exceeded the evidence. Her story will either be an exoneration of her alleged crimes and history corrected, or it will turn into a novel of piracy. It's an interesting quandary. 





I have more to say, but that's enough for your reading endurement.

Stay healthy, my friends,
The Time Voyager.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

New Tool in the War Against Robocallers and Phone Scammers

I'm not posting this as an advertisement. I'm posting this as sweet revenge against telemarketing scammers (TMs) and robocallers. And there's something new that's FREE. Since I work at home writing, researching, and catching up on your latest Facebook news, interruptions from illegal TMs have driven me crazy, despite being on the Do-No-Call (DNC) list. Now they're starting to call cell phones, so dropping the landline is not an answer. TMs ignore the DNC and use fake caller ID numbers.

 



I've tried taking advantage of Verizon's call management to block specific numbers from TMs and annoying "surveyors." I posted a complaint on Verizon's community bulletin board, which, at the time, they only allowed up to 10 blocked numbers, a very silly limit with millions of illegal scam calls out there. There was a storm of agreement in public comments. Soon afterwards, they raised the limit to 100 numbers. Using that, aside from wasting my time, cut the number of robocalls in half, but it did not stop them. They change their fake numbers frequently.

The federal government has received hundreds of thousands of complaints over violations of the DNC. So, they sponsored a contest to reward the first company to come up with a better idea using technology. The winner was this company, Nomorobo. Dozens of landline, wireless, and internet phone companies are participating, including Verizon, AT&T, Xfinity, Skype, etc. And the great thing is, it's free. It should be. The phone companies have failed to stop TMs.

I installed Nomorobo this morning. It's easy if you can access your phone management on the web. I tested it and I'm ready to see what happens. I'll let you know in a couple of weeks how it's working.

Sunday, May 22, 2016

A Caution Against the Stumbling Stone

    I have a cautionary tale, especially for writers who store their creative works on their computers. I'd like nothing more than to cover up my failure so that no one ever knows what an idiot I am today. However, Kahlil Gibran had something to say about this in his literary masterpiece, The Prophet. He wrote:
  

   And when one falls down, he falls down for those behind him, a  caution against the stumbling stone.
    Ay, and he who falls down for those ahead of him, who though faster and surer of foot, yet removed not the stumbling stone.


 So indeed, I did stumble. The tripping stone was my system of backups for my novel. I had decided to rewrite some chapters, or, at least, rework the narrative and dialogue. I had a very productive three weeks and felt I had greatly improved my story. Of course, I do save my files frequently; I have the latest virus and system check software; back up my files to three external hard drives; and keep a copy in the Cloud. The day will come when my computer displays the blue screen of death and I want to be prepared.

However, I got so busy and involved with my work, three weeks slipped by without an external save. Of course, I was clicking on "Save" to update my Word file. My stumble did not come from a crashing computer. In my decades of writing, since the first day I had access to a computer, through countless magazine columns, blogs, letters to the editor, love letters, nonfiction books, short stories, and a trilogy of novels, I had never made the mistake I made over the weekend.

 When I took action to save my files to my external drive, I copied what I thought was the latest changes on the book to overwrite the old external backup. Instead, I copied the old file to overwrite the new file. What a stupid screw up! I know how it happened, but the details aren't important.

Somehow the screens got switched. The file directories at the top of the screen do not specify which is my C: directory on my computer and which is the E: directory of the external harddrive. Afterwards, I looked at the dates of the external directories and compared it with the file dates of the dates on my pc. Why were they both the same and three weeks old? They should have had the date of the previous day.

 After I gasped for breath, suppressed a scream, and withheld a string of profanities, I did what any writer should do--I panicked! I tried every method I could think of from my experience with computers to undo the mistake. Word is supposed to save automatic restore points. At least two weeks of the mistake were mercifully recovered from the restore point, but there were still consequences for my stupidity. Word should be automatically making recover copies more frequently, but for some reason it didn't. No one in the Microsoft community could explain why that feature is not working, other than I am using an old version of Word that has otherwise worked fine for me.

 Here I sit with thousands of words and a good number of work hours shot to hell. I will have to start over with the chapter rewrites. At this moment I'm sympathizing more with Hemingway being driven to drink. I guess you could say I had a bad day. I'll get it back and somehow find the creativity to reboot, but not today. Properly self-flogged, I will just move forward on Monday. Carol says she had a similar problem losing an entire short story, but her rewrite ended up being published. Knock on wood (my head, for example) that my new rewrite will be better than the last.

 So, authors, screenwriters, composers, artists, and photographers, heed my cautionary tale. There are 50 ways you can screw up your latest creative work. This is just one of them. Make sure your backups are fail safe.

 

Saturday, April 30, 2016

The Tragic Death of Margaret McQuade Bunyon

 152 West 124th Street, Harlem, NYC (behind tree), 
where Margaret McQuade Bunyon died at age 27.

Often, stories to be told can originate from within your own family. Novelists often borrow from their families and friends to create characters and stories. For years, I've been looking for traces of information about my mother's Irish branch of the family that settled in New York City in the late 1800s. It's not easy to sort out vital records in America’s most populated city. Little or nothing found its way to the pages of Manhattan newspapers. There were just too many people a century ago. You had to be wealthy or notorious to be deemed worthy of so much as an obituary. My family was neither and a chance at wealth was passed up in the name of love. My McQuade and Bunyon ancestors were just immigrants struggling to make a living in Irish Harlem at a time when Irish Catholics were not welcomed everywhere. 

This was 126th St. at 7th Ave, NYC,  in 1910, two blocks from the apartment building where 
Joseph and Margaret (McQuade) Bunyon lived with my grandmother Helen until she was 7.

In 1919, my protestant grandfather, Fred J. Davis of Altoona, was recovering in a military hospital in New York City for months after being wounded twice on French battlefields during WWI, the second time a machine gun cut him down. He would have lost a leg had he not threatened the life of a surgeon who was all too eager to amputate. It was at the hospital in New York where he met and married my Catholic grandmother, Helen Bunyon. Helen was a young nurse, not yet 17 years old, helping seriously wounded soldiers transferred from Europe. When my grandfather awoke in the hospital, Helen was standing over him in her white uniform. My grandfather told my mother he thought he had died and Helen was an angel. She was very beautiful, with hair down to the middle of her back when it wasn’t tied up in a bun. I can’t even imagine the grief when my grandmother died in 1933 at age 30, of a staph infection following an operation for a thyroid tumor at an Altoona Hospital. In the middle of the Depression, after years of being denied benefits by the Veterans Bureau, and with five children, my grandfather loses the love of his life and the woman who brought him back to life following the war. Their love story is an excellent basis for a novel some day. 

They married soon after Davis was discharged from the hospital. To my Welsh Davis family, after five generations in Maryland and Pennsylvania, a Protestant marrying a Catholic was not a big deal. But, to native Irish Catholics, fleeing hunger and war with Protestants in Ireland, it was a very big deal. Helen's parents were both dead, her mother when she was 7 and her father before that. Helen's aunt, who raised Helen, according to family oral history, is said to have married into a family that owned a chain of jewelry stores around New York City. When Helen married my grandfather, she was disinherited. Love has a tradition in my family of coming before money and I’ve never sensed any bias against any religion in my family. In fact, few people know that I was confirmed in the Catholic Church, but it’s a long story as to why I am not a practicing Catholic. Perhaps if Helen had remained close to her family's religious beliefs, she wouldn't have married my grandfather. That would have erased everyone who followed—my mother, me, my children, grandchildren, etc. 

Because my grandmother died when my mother was 5 years old, repeating history her mother suffered as a child, much was lost in learning more about the Bunyons and McQuades. Then yesterday, after discovering the City of New York held family records in its archives, I received the 1910 death certificate of my great-grandmother, Margaret McQuade Bunyon after 20 years of searching. "Chronic Alcoholic Gastritis," the coroner concluded. She was 27 years old. What that means is, whether from stress, an infection, or excessive alcohol consumption, she most likely suffered a painful death from a bleeding ulcer. Life was tough in Harlem for a poor Irish immigrant mother raising a young child and trying to make ends meet. The circumstances of Margaret’s death were never known until this past week, so it was a shocking revelation as to how she died so young. In family history, I've learned not to judge or make comparisons to subsequent generations. I will never know what life was like in the context of early 20th century in an already crowded city and being an ethnicity among the unwanted. I see Margaret as family, just as if she was alive today. In a way, when we research our families, our ancestors do live again. For a writer, every document, clipping, photograph, or oral tradition is another chapter in their tale. Imagining the rest is left to our own ability to visualize the past as best we can. 

There is still little known about my great-grandfather, Joseph Bunyon. Oral tradition traces him back to the grandfather of John Bunyan (1628-1688), author of one of the most prolific books in history, The Pilgrim's Progress. Bunyan, a nonconformist and a writer, both personally familiar traits, encourage me to believe the link could be true. Like Bunyan, who was imprisoned in England for preaching the "wrong" religious doctrine, having the attitude we'd rather go to jail than compromise our principles, is intrinsic on all sides of my family tree. However, any connection has yet to be documented. That gap should be closed as soon as I find records on Joseph. My cousin believes she’s found records on Joseph. Joseph was in the Army during the Spanish American War and was discharged a month before he married my great-grandmother. The Bunyan family tree has been extensively researched over the centuries. Plugging in my branch to the right tree is yet to be done, but centuries of stories wait for confirmation. Finding Margaret’s grave will also be difficult. She was buried at Calvary in Queens, the primary cemetery for Catholics in 1910. There are three million burials at Calvary. Online grave finders list 67,000 Calvary burials, at most, but not my great-grandmother. 

Because Margaret’s death certificate recorded that she died at home, I now have the 1910 home address for her and my 7-year-old grandmother, Helen—152 West 124th Street, Manhattan. Most of New York City has been photographed by Google Maps. Sure enough, the original apartment building is still there. Today, it’s a five-story, rent-controlled co-op with a leaky roof and directly across the street from the loading entrance of the African American Studio Museum in Harlem. When I look up at that building, I don’t see just another meaningless, red brick building. I see the ghosts of my family locked in a struggle with life and tragedy. [see photos]

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Praying to St. Julia Child




Yesterday felt as though there was bad mojo in the air. You know, on those days when I seem to drop everything and my day is like one foot nailed to the floor. No, I'm not losing it. I've been like that all my life. Most days are great, things go smoothly, and I feel like I accomplished something. But there are days once in a while when I feel like a complete bumbling fool.

When little annoying things go wrong for Carol or me, we can usually make troubles seem small by injecting a little humor and laughter into the moment. For example, picture me dumping my hot lunch yesterday--Salisbury steak, potatoes, gravy, cheesy covered broccoli and all--all over the floor, table, and my chair in the sun room. Carol and I giggled like school children as I cleaned up the mess. 

It's also helpful for me to recall classic moments in Carol's history, particularly one day early in our marriage. At the time, Carol was working in a bank, a job she hated, and one of her co-workers had gotten on her nerves. She held her bad day inside her and prepared dinner. She was opening a bag of uncooked rice when it accidentally tipped over and dumped its contents into a silverware drawer that was open. There it was a drawer full of rice. It might it as well as have been gunpowder. That's when the force of her bad day caused her to explode into the most unbelievable tirade of profanity and stomping feet I had ever seen. It wasn't really the rice in the drawer, it was that woman at work who made her day miserable. 

I had a good day, so I was able to weather the moment without reacting negatively. Instead I worked to calm her down sympathetically as she explained why she exploded. I sat her on a chair and in my best impression of her, reenacted exactly every moment of her outburst--stomping feet, fists flailing in the air, all while loudly repeating her profanity. The gamble paid off. She screamed with laughter. I love it when I'm her favorite comedian. Making her laugh at herself at that moment was priceless. We hugged each other and realized that we just didn't want the rest of our world to define our moods and let others get to us. 

Yesterday, after lunch, as Carol returned to teach her kindergarten class only a mile from here, I was responsible for cooking a whole chicken in the slow cooker for dinner--nicely seasoned with lemon, paprika, and rosemary. As it simmered for its scheduled six hours in the slow cooker, I continued away from the kitchen in the sun room, putting the finishing editing touches on my short story. Carol had a writing workshop class last evening, so having a nice dinner ready before she leaves the house is helpful for her schedule.


Thirty minutes before she was to arrive home, I checked on the chicken. WHAT THE HELL??!! The cooker was completely off. I had no idea what time it had turned off or why. So I did what any normal person would do. I panicked. Instead of a clock finish, I turned to the meat probe that comes with the cooker, inserted it into the chicken through the lid, set the heat setting to high, and to look for 180 degrees F., the recommended safe temperature to tell when chicken is done. The probe read out on the cooker was 140 degrees...just right for salmonella. When Carol arrived home after work, I reported my progress as the temperature read 152. I'm happy to report I was not beaten for my incompetence. lol. We decided to take a walk and laugh it off as I secretly prayed to St. Julia Child for a miracle. Twenty minutes later, we came back and the temp had reached 178. Yay! Two minutes later, it was done.


I had recovered from a bad day as soon as the sun set, like a hapless vampire whose powers are weakened by daylight. The chicken was delicious, by the way, and Carol's laughter with me instead of at me is appreciated. Oh, yeah, and the short story is ready for my editor.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

"The Only Thing We Have to Fear is Fear Itself"

Photo from Z News, India


These words spoken by Nicole Kidman about how she approaches life and her film roles can apply to everything we strive to achieve in life. Let's also pray that our country is ruled by common sense and not by fear. Fear is a normal and temporary human response to events, real or imagined, that threaten our lives, our well being, or our self confidence. Fear of failure can stop us from even trying. Fear of events people don't understand led people to the Salem witch trials, to the incarceration of Japanese Americans during World War II, to the Red scare with its McCarthy hearings and ruination of innocent lives, into the war in Iraq looking for weapons of mass destruction, and, ultimately, to the sacrifice of liberty in the name of security. When fear is justified, the right response is not reaction out of fear or politics, but with common sense and the right measure of humanity to those who are suffering, even as we direct our courage, defiance, and justice at those filled with evil.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

For an Annoying DVR Problem, I Have an Idea

I have a suggestion for the manufacturers of digital video recorders (DVR) that might clear up a very annoying problem. The solution would not require any effort by the cable and satellite companies or TV stations unless they want to benefit from the technology. My wife Carol and I rely on our DVR to record almost everything we watch on TV. We plan our viewing around our activities and schedule. Before DVRs and VCRs, you had to drop everything if you felt compelled to catch your favorite shows. We can binge watch if we wish, but more than that, we can shorten the time it takes to watch a show by skipping commercials. Advertisers don't like it, but Carl Sagan predicted its inevitability in his book, Contact. Some shows have up to 18 minutes or more of ads and announcements in an hour. Currently, I record and watch Penn State football and other sporting events on DVR. I can eliminate commercials, time outs and half times. That's a lot of time gained that you can devote to other tasks, such as writing, playing with your kids or grandkids, or playing Candy Crush (I don't). That's a bane to advertisers, but the horse is already out of the barn.

Here is the annoying part and those who record their programs on their DVRs can tell me if this affects them. The problem is, DVRs rely on a time schedule. That's fine if all programs stick to the schedule. Many times they don't. This is especially true if your program follows a live sporting event, awards show, or breaking news. If there is a tie at the end of late Sunday afternoon, NFL regulation play, you can be sure the evening's prime time shows will begin much later than scheduled. Additionally, independent channels are notorious for not starting on the dot. Your recording of your favorite program might get cut off at the end of an hour and you miss how it ends. Arrrgggh! That's aggravating, right?

So what can be done? It would be easy. Just as most of the millions of products we buy at stores all have a barcode unique to that product, programming and movies could each be given a unique digital barcode of sorts. If you want to record a show, you could still rely on the schedule and use a time related setting the same as before, but additionally, you could select a program code option and the DVR would identify the code and record only that show from beginning to end in its entirety and make auto adjustments when the schedule gets screwed up, no matter when it actually shows. If ESPN decides at the last minute to switch a football game to ABC, the DVR would make the adjustment. ABC owns ESPN which affected a Penn State game recently. The PSU-Indiana game was shown in the advance schedule on Verizon FIOS to be broadcast on ESPN, so I set the DVR accordingly. When I came home, sat down to enjoy the game, I discovered they had moved it to ABC. Instead the DVR recorded the game for I-Don't-Care University.

Who would put the codes into the programming? The producers and owners of the programs could, for example. It shouldn't be that hard to do. There are far fewer programs than there are millions of consumer products that all manage to carry a barcode. They already put lots of data into their digital tracks relevant for technicians and advertisers.  Adding a code should take little effort. There is also an opportunity, should programmers decline coding, where the cable/satellite company could add a code to every program that gets logged in. This could be an add on benefit to market their services. 

Yes, there are a growing number of options for watching programming--that is if you want to pay extra for the access. Perhaps if TV goes full Internet for all programming, this might resolve itself. But I'm sure cable and satellite still have years left to continue providing TV shows to millions of viewers. Now if you happen to be someone or a company who has the time, money, and patents to invest in creating a digital code, do the right thing and send me a check after you've  made a few million dollars off my idea.

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Don't Worry About the Word Police. Just be Consistent in Your Writing


When faced with grammatical usage that seems arbitrary or acceptable to use either word, style, or form, the key then is to be consistent throughout a paragraph, manuscript, or book. You may rely on a specific style book that dictates a specific word or grammatical usage. Even among style books there is not always agreement. For example, the AP (Associated Press) developed a stylebook that often uses an efficiency of words or punctuation that results in using less space in newspaper columns. Some rules may be treated differently, for example, in the Chicago Manual or in college style manuals. Government agencies add their own style manuals of gobbledygook and bureaucratese. For example, one manual tells you to always use commas in a series of words or phrases. Other manuals say it's okay not to use a comma before such words as "and" or "or." Another example is confusion between the words "that" and "which" has troubled writers for centuries. The English language is littered with contradictions and exceptions that can drive writers and editors crazy.

So before you worry about being cited by the word police, ask yourself if your work is consistent. Is the writer whose work you're reading consistent? Those who are are usually judged to be good writers, even if they do violate the Chicago Manual, are those who made conscious decisions on word usage . Pick the style that subjectively seems correct and stick to it throughout your text or manuscript.

And here's a side tip for good storytelling. While the narrative of the story needs to be consistent, it's okay in dialogue for characters to use bad grammar. In fact, it makes them seem more human and realistic because most all of us use oral language that violates every grammar rule ever written. But, be careful. Again, be consistent. If your character speaks in a dialect and uses slang, that too needs to be consistent, unless there a change in that character justifies a change in dialogue. For example, we would likely see a change in a teenager that is educated and becomes an adult. So unless your character is an English professor or a British actor, let them speak real world.

A private note to Mark Zuckerberg, would you please publish a style book for Facebook posts?

Monday, July 27, 2015

Happy Birthday, Maureen. I told you so!



     A Happy Birthday shout out to a friend who doesn't spend much time on social media, but it's understandable with her busy career. I met Maureen McGovern in the mid 1970s soon after she was suddenly vaulted from coffee house singer to becoming a mega star in music with her hit "The Morning After" and followup, "Nice To Be Around." Thanks to then night club director, Don Frantz (now a Broadway producer), Maureen initially spent a week filling the bill and the house at the classy night club in the Hershey Motor Lodge.

As an entertainment columnist, I was captivated by her incredible vocals and repertoire of sophisticated standards and jazz classics, some of her own composition. She was far from a diva personality as she was personable, soft spoken, had a fun side, but focused with admirable dedication to music. Don and I had fun helping her plot "revenge" on a band member (pie in the face after she had sat on one at a previous gig). She also introduced me to Orange Julius and, in the days before the Internet, we drove around to various local media to promote her music. It was a time when she was in battles with her record company and talent management who were mishandling her career and leaving her nearly broke. She feared for her career, but with that voice, I was convinced that she would be around a very long time. I've found that few things in show biz are more satisfying than seeing a friend achieve greater heights, even when the odds seem overwhelming. I still cherish my copy of her vinyl album cover on which she wrote, "You'll get the world to listen yet!" Soon after I went to Chautauqua's arts festival where Maureen was the artist of choice after Anne Murray cancelled. She worked very hard to succeed. The rest is history.

Maureen didn't need me to get the world to listen. Her "Stradivarius Voice" led to recording various movie themes, a dozen albums, a starring role on Broadway, being a concert headliner around the world, and using her celeb status to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association. You may remember her days as a blonde, but I really like her with red hair (Irish "roots" and all), don't you?

Maureen, I told you so!

Visit Maureen's Web site at: http://www.maureenmcgovern.com/

Monday, June 22, 2015

An excerpt from HEART IN THE JUNGLE: THE BEGINNING



From Heart in the Jungle: The Beginning a novel by Fred J. Lauver





Frank wrapped the fingers of his left hand around the neck of his white guitar. A few months earlier, the band had played a small club in South Philadelphia. During the afternoon sandwiched in between two nights Frank was there, he was exploring the holy land of music on Market Street where hundreds of teens had once stood in line at the old TV station waiting to worship the latest pop stars. Frank fantasized that Dick Clark would come out the side doors and invite The Rockets to be the next big thing on American Bandstand. Of course, by then, that would never happen. Hands in pocket, Frank walked past a pawn shop and stopped to admire a sleek, white electric guitar displayed in the shop window. Frank stepped into the store to get a closer look.
“There’s magic in that guitar,” the owner of the South Philadelphia pawnshop said after Frank picked up the instrument and played a few runs. The ease at which his fingers landed on the frets and produced a clean string vibration impressed Frank.
An African American man stood behind the teenager admiring the sleek Gibson Guitar. He was thin, about two inches shorter than Frank, and the graying fringes on his short cropped hair revealed his age to be in his fifties or sixties. 
“Oh? Magic, huh? Frank replied.
“Oh yeah, man,” the man said. “It was owned by a real badass cat. He was meaner on that guitar than B.B. King…best damned player I ever heard.”
“If he was that good, why would he pawn his guitar?” Frank furrowed his brow skeptically.
“This cat, he done be a broken man. He needed the cash, man. He got the devil in his veins…you know that dust in his nose, heroin in his blood. He was doing real good for a while, He made a record and he was gonna go see Dick Clark. Maybe gets himself on Bandstand. Then he be cool, but then Bandstand, Dick Clark, and everybody up and move to Los Angeles. Four years ago he sees Bandstand show on TV in L.A. Very next  day, them Beatles be on Ed Sullivan in New York. Soul music die in Philadelphia, maybe dead everywhere. Next week, Johnny come in here and pawns this fine Gibson”
“Soul music will never die,” Frank said with conviction. “The Beatles music has a lot of soul in it because they listened to music from Detroit and from Philadelphia.”
 “Oh, I can see you know your music. Philly was good to musicians—especially black soul musicians –until the music died here. Are you a musician?”
“I am,” Frank brightened. “I have a rock band. We’re here for a couple of days.”
Well, too bad you can’t go on Dick Clark’s show no more here, but I’ll tell you what. This guitar is just sittin’ here gatherin’ dust, it’s not ready for no jazz bone yard. I’ll make you a real nice deal on it. Maybe it will bring you luck.”
“That other guitarist didn’t have such good luck. Maybe this Johnny’ll be back,” Frank said, “maybe he can have a comeback.”
“No, ain’t gonna happen. One day somebody told me he was dead, overdose, you know. Damn shame.”
“There you go then. I hope the guitar is not cursed,” Frank said superstitious of the guitar.
“Oh no, man. It’s cool. Nothing happened to Johnny until he pawned his guitar. This guitar was his heart and soul. Music was his reason for living. He just gave up. That dope make him do the wrong thing,” the shop owner said.
“Good point. Well I’m sure it’s too expensive,” Frank said ready to walk away.
“Maybe it would be if the last owner was famous. He weren’t no Chuck Berry or B.B. King. Johnny died before that happened. I want to see this guitar in the hands of a player again. I got a good feeling about you. I’ll let you have it for fifty dollars. I’ll even throw in the guitar case. All that worth way more than fifty.”
“Wow, that’s a deal too good to be true. That would still leave me enough money for gas and a good meal to get home. I’ll take it.”
From that day, Frank always took his white guitar on stage and treated it with reverence. The group’s lead guitarist, Jack, was a bit envious of Frank’s prize and suggested Frank name his guitar. While they had heard about B.B. King naming his guitar “Lucille,” Frank was first tempted to name his guitar “Sarah,” but reconsidered and put his own name on it.
“Never heard of a ‘Frank’ brand guitar,” Jack quipped.
Frank enjoyed Jack’s humor and respected his ability as a guitarist. Frank considered gifting the guitar to Jack, but loved it so much and believed in its magic. For a while, his guitar would be the weapon of a choice for a would be knight hoping to capture the heart of fair maiden. On stage, all his shyness disappeared. He became a different person compared to the one his peers knew in high school. Four boys became four men able to move a crowd to perform tribal dances. It was a taste of life that with each bite made Frank hungrier still. Frank was ready to break out of the prison that he had created for himself.  

Monday, April 27, 2015

About My Posts on Facebook

     I felt compelled to comment about my posts on Facebook and it's not because of any comments others have made. It's my own morning subconscious guiding me. I'm guessing that, like most of you, I take all the events going on in the world quite seriously. Those who know me best know that I often think deeply and sometimes wear my heart on my sleeve. I've always been like that and wished I could wave my hand and make all the wars, strife, hatred, pain, catastrophes, and suffering we see each day in the news disappear forever. I'm not immune to tears and sadness at what I see in the news. But, I like to look at Facebook as though we were a group of intimate friends sitting around together in the same room and having a polite or light discussion. What do friends talk about? Often how the kids are doing, what our mates are up to, that new recipe, a joke heard...in other words, small talk. I never object to what others say within reason, but for me, I try to write comments in Facebook with the same considerations in mind as if talking to friends or relatives face to face. There is a time and place for everything to be said, with the exception that this post is for the record. While I'm feeling deeply compassionate about the people in Nepal's earthquake, concerned about conflicts, or passionate about a social or political issue, we all need a way to remind us that life can be beautiful and that love among friends is precious. Facebook is that parlor where we share a cup of coffee or a beer and say, "Hello, my friend. I've missed you. What's new in your life> I have a funny story. Wow, have I got news for you!" Small talk in some ways connects us as a family of friends. So whether you just landed the lead in a Broadway show, or baked a wonderful cookie recipe today, it's all good. My final point is, it's okay to have a lively discussion on the biggest issue of the day if done with respect for other points of view, but please never feel what you would like to write on your Facebook page is too trivial to post. My father taught me that it's the every day small moments that string our lives together and show others our true nature, just as seconds string together to make minutes, hours, days, or years. Now go forth and multiply Facebook (or Twitter) posts freely!

Monday, March 30, 2015

Nutty Laws Around the World

The U.S. has its share of crazy or perplexing laws. For example, it's illegal to import Vegemite for commercial sale  (as though we have to worry about Americans wanting Vegemite). Australian expatriates can relax. Contrary to rumor, it's not illegal to bring Vegemite here for personal use. I'm relieved to know I'm not a a criminal after trying it (for the first and last time) when offered by an Australian actress during the run of our play. She wanted to make peanut butter similarly illegal in Australia.

 Around the world, there are other nutty laws.
  •  In Australia, you could be fined $90,000 for sharing a YouTube video  (it's not enforced). I'm not sure about Facebook.
  • It's also illegal in Australia to sharpen a Japanese katana sword, even though you may own one. Be careful what you grab to cut the turkey.
  • Don't wear camouflage patterns in Barbados. If the police catch you, you will be told to take it off on the spot, even in public. This is an ill-advised law as it may encourage exhibitionists.
  • In Toronto, Canada, it's illegal to drag a dead horse down Yonge street on Sundays. Wait until Monday.
  • In Egypt, don't get caught using binoculars near an airport. Squinting to watch planes take off and land is probably okay.
  • In Finland, it's okay to buy a shotgun at age 15, but teens will have to wait until age 18 to buy a sparkler.
  • In France, it's okay to name your pigs, but if you name any Napoleon, you could be prosecuted. I think maybe Leon would be okay.
  • In Germany, pillow fights are out as the law considers a pillow to be a weapon. No word yet about water balloons. 
  • If you move to New Dehli, India, you have a responsibility to beat warning drums if locusts invade the city. You can be fined 50 Rupees if you don't. I'd be in favor of adding warnings about politicians invading the city. 
  • If you dream of becoming a pig farmer in Israel, forget it. It's illegal unless for medical research. Okay, I may not be Jewish, but I get it. 
  • I'm guessing DISH or Direct TV have no customers in Malaysia. It's illegal to have a parabolic dish. Family members probably need to take turns standing on the roof wrapped in aluminum foil. 
  • It's unlawful in the Philippines for two unrelated men to ride tandem on a motorbike. I imagine that there is a sudden growth in the number of cousins in each family. 
  • Saudi Arabia is not the best country to start a music career. Public live music is illegal. 
  • If your family is shopping in Scotland cover the eyes of boys under 10 if you come upon a naked mannequin. If he sees it, the law has been violated. 
  • Don't chew gum in Singapore. However, pedestrian accidents are down as people are walking better without gum. 
  • In the United Arab Emirates, you can be arrested for kissing, hugging, or holding hands. That's especially true if you do that with someone else's wife. 
  • In England, you should know better than to wear a medieval costume to parliament. The law has been on the books since 1313. So far they've failed to ban medieval minds in parliament. We shouldn't point fingers, however. The U.S. Congress has its share of medieval mentality.








Monday, February 9, 2015

From What Dreams May Come to What Dreams May Inspire


  Among my favorite romantic movies is WHAT DREAMS MAY COME. Last night I watched this 1998 stunning film once again, with it's powerful visuals and fantasies about what happens to us after we die. It is a beautiful fantasy of what heaven may look like--perhaps a fantastic vision of how we may wish heaven will be like and a darker, plausible vision of Hell for those who believe in Hell. As a side comment, it's so poignant that in a film that touches on the theme of suicide, star Robin Williams' character is the rock and salvation for someone whose soul is condemned by such an act. In the end, it was Williams who most needed the very words his character spoke to his soul mate.

What prompted this post is that I had one of my very vivid dreams last night. "What Dreams May Come," indeed. My epic dream was not a dream of heaven, but about a romance in Paris. Those highly vivid dreams with a defined story are rare in my life--such as a dream about Three Mile Island exactly as it happened six months before the actual accident (another story); a dream about enemy soldiers in an Asian country, exactly as it happened (an upcoming novel); or a dream about walking on the moon inside a domed settlement, looking up at Earth and the sun shining through the transparent dome, feeling the gritty, gray soil under my feet, and breathing cool, oxygenated atmosphere. The latter dream has yet to happen.

This time the dream was down to Earth, in Paris. I was someone else--a war amputee with a prosthetic leg and magic shoes that could transport me around the city, even walking on water (that happened in the movie). The woman was a complete stranger--a waitress who works at an outdoor cafe along the Seine River, although I have a very clear idea of what she looks like. Keep in mind that this woman was probably fabricated in my mind and I've yet to visit Paris, although my wife and I plan to visit Paris this year or next. A non-writer may wonder and raise an eyebrow. What am I doing dreaming about another woman? But a writer thinks differently and this writer's wife is secure enough in my love for her. She encourages my writing. She is the muse for my dreams.

Moving right ahead with the freedom to dream, I ask myself, could this be the idea for a story? The real question is, if you dream about a stranger, is there a stranger somewhere in the world who dreamed about you? Is there a waitress in Paris who dreamed about me around the same time? While the reality is, even if this was possible or true, it is as if I dreamed about being someone completely different, like an actor in a movie. I am not that person and fictional characters should not be confused with real life. For a writer, however, all things are possible and a new idea is born.

For my friends who are writers, producers, or actors, my apologies, but I don't trust you with the details of my dream. In God I trust--all others get your own ideas. But, this is one of those moments when a rare dream is the fuel for a fresh idea.

Monday, February 2, 2015

Seattle's Football Deflated, Tom Brady a Super Hero, Katy Perry Great




Great Super Bowl this year. I didn't have a pony in the race since the Steelers were knocked out, so no danger of throwing myself out the basement window if my team lost. But, oh, what a finish with both an immaculate reception and interception (alluding to the Franco Harris and the Steelers miracle of the early 70s). Mind boggling for Seattle fans when you consider all the hours, weeks, and months of grid iron battles, making it back to the Super Bowl, and after brilliant moments in the game, and on the verge of winning the game, it took about 2 seconds to snatch defeat from from the jaws victory at the goal line. I would have been okay with either team winning, but it appears Seattle was the one that had its football deflated. I admire Tom Brady, so I'll toast the Patriots with the rest of New England. Katy Perry, Lenny Kravitz, and company, BTW, put on a great half time show, despite the sound limits. My new sound bar makes it sound like you're at the game to enjoy the echoes and unintelligible lyrics, but since we know the songs already, the performance was. . . well, let's just say, "I saw the girl and I liked it."